i get walked into in the hall: sorry
i get knocked and drop my books: sorry
i get pushed against the wall: sorry
i get pushed down a couple of stairs: sorry
i get pushed out the window: sorry
i get run over by a car: sorry
i get murdered: sorry
dumbirish: parasailin-sarahpalin: just a friendly reminder that there are 15 and 16 year old Olympians and we’re all here in our rooms running our blogs at least we’re running
What if your alarm clock was Tom Hiddleston's...
conceptalbumsandhorses: tomorrow is august
my hobbies include embarrassing myself
gatiss: lastofthetimeladies: breakfastatbequiettiffany: bawbag: In primary school when you and your friend would pretend to sharpen your pencils to have a chat at the bin This is the most UK-centric sentence I’ve ever seen written In primary school when you and your mate would pretend to sharpen your woody pointy writer-downers to have a jolly good chin wag at the bin
Reblog if you're the retarded friend
imthedad: hockey is more enjoyable if you pretend they’re fighting over the world’s last oreo
how i would narrate the Olympics
me: they're doing some athletic shit
-brookelyn: oh my god i need to have one
groovymuttations: can you imagine Bolin doing the LoK intro monologue though “70 years in the future my brother and I discovered the new avatar AND SHE’S FUN STRONG AND BEAUTIFUL AND GOSH SHE PUTS HER HAIR IN THESE CUTE LITTLE PIGTAILS ON THE FRONT but she’s like super reckless but she saved my life from these bad guys so she deserves a cupcake but I believe Korra can save the world cause I’m...
pro-tearbender: clone-071: bending-the-air: worldsxhope: ask-mako: I’m fucking crying omg This again? xD its back This will never get old. I never get tired of seeing this.
An Animated Family
juniorcaptain: I was rewatching The Hunchback of Notre Dame when I realized that Kevin Kline was the voice of Phoebus. Kevin Kline also voiced Tulio in The Road to El Dorado. This has led me to conclude that Phoebus is the father of Miguel. Miguel fell in love with Tulio, in part because of the voice that reminded him of his dad’s and, as we all know, Miguel and Tulio had a son but...
eyesbiglove-crumbs: videohall: Dog bouncing through a field i’m snorting so much
me: you are so fucking annoying can you please CONTROL YOURSELF